unadulteratedpiratepizza:

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

If I’m DMing, and you show up with your Chaotic Neutral Rouge Tiefling, you will not be allowed a seat at my table. I’m sorry, but I’m just tired.

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roll-for-anal-circumference:

“Suicide is never the answer. You gotta outlive your enemies.”

fozzie:

i cant keep up with tumblr drama because new “popular text post bloggers” appear out of the ether fully fledged with 200k followers and everyone already apparently knows who they are and then 2 days later i see a callout post with information dating back 5 years as if this person didnt just pop into existence earlier in the week

thequartermoonmurders:

someone: [has a fun hobby related to dolls, stuffed animals, animatronics, toys, puppets, low poly renders, sculpture, etc etc and posts about it online]

one million geek idiots on this site: This is so scary. This is so fucked up. This is the worst thing ive ever seen in my life. I cant look at this i feel like im going to die. Why does this exist. Op why would you do this. Kill it with fire. Im fucking shaking oh my god. I’m in a liminal space and this cursed revolting creature is ripping off all my limbs. Op do you take constructive criticism. I have no creativity, a really shitty sense of humor, and am rude

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

weeniebagel:

attackofthebteam:

attackofthebteam:

its a shame dnd has been taken over by “i roll to seduce“ theater kids when rpgs SHOULD be all about acting like this guy

this guy sounds how wearing a wizard shirt feels

this is the only dude allowed to play dnd

I need—NEED—to play in a game DMed by this man, immediately

fistopher:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

I’m just living for the fact that some of y’all haven’t even bothered to contact support to get your blogs unflagged because aside from having a blurred avatar, you can just continue to blog like normal. This site is something else. LOL.

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golbatgender:

golbatgender:

Hey. I don’t give a shit about what anyone likes in fiction or roleplay. I care about how they treat people in real life, especially when they could get away with things with no consequences.

On that note? Some of the nicest, most considerate, most conscientious people I know are the ones who like super dark fiction. They’re aware, from a combination of reading and personal experience, just what horrors people are capable of, and that’s why they treat other people with respect, because they don’t want reality to turn into that any more than it has to.

Meanwhile, the ones who think that fictional taste is equivalent to real morality and that thinking about or imagining a thing is equivalent to reality are the meanest, most abusive, most vitriolic, dangerous people I’ve ever had the misfortune to meet. But it only matters if you read the approved things and shun the problematic ones, right?

It’s a lot easier to enforce a canon of good and bad literature than it is to do right by your fellow human beings. One cannot be allowed to become a substitute for the other. Be kind to people. Life is too short to waste time being pointlessly mean.

meulininthetrenches:

God I love Transformers because there’s so many fucking continuities so you can just pick and choose what you like and don’t like and just interact solely with that

Don’t like IDW’s worldbuilding? Don’t like how the CGI of beast wars gives small children and the elderly nightmares? does even hearing the name Kiss Players activate your fight or flight reflex?

Ignore it!!!!! They’re all different continuities and canonically they’re different universes existing alongside each other so just. Fuck.

thelesbianofsteel:

portvaillant:

captain america was bitten by a radioactive american 

It was the Soldier from tf2

worldofvala:

My current parties know this pain all to well.

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vaporwave-trolls:

she can fixs everything and anyone as long as it has to do with robotics, give piesra some love she just wants to help everyone 

uss-edsall:

anybody-have-a-gps:

uss-edsall:

uss-edsall:

My fellow Americans

It is with a heavy heart that I say that the Aussies and kiwis have beaten us to the next year again. As a red blooded American and true patriot, I say that we must not let this stand

Make 2019 the year America reaches before Australians

My Fellow Americans,

We’ve Failed.

My Fellow Australians,

We have again succeeded.

My Fellow Americans,

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We have made a foothold. We beat Sydney to 2019.

ricebaker100:

Happy new year from the east coast US!! This year I’m going to spend every moment trying to outdo myself from last year.